So, June. The month of my birthday, In fact it's next tuesday.

I'm guessing though this month Death really decided to go all out on celebs nobody really paid much attention to until they died and now everybody including people who hated them before hand are now mourning over their untimely death.

David Carradine died June 3rd - Kill Bill
Ed McMahon died June 23rd - Tonight show
Michael Jackson died June 25th - King of Pop until the 1990s, and then evolved into a creepy pedophile
Farrah Fawcett died June 25th - Charlies Angels
And of course, Billy Mays died June 28th. (Who for some reason after reading posts is Newgrounds like, closet hero. Seriously guys, Billy Mays wasn't that awesome. I will miss him though.)
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Anyways, I suppose my main point is june sucks a lot of dick.

It's killed a lot of people, Some I'm sad over, Some I'm not.

I suppose Death wants us to reflect a little on how priceless and fragile mortality is.

So.. Let us take a moment.. and give us a moment of silence...

Oh, wait. Never mind...

Why the fuck is everybody so sad over these people they mever met?

Especially M.J. C'mon people, even if you'd defend his child accusation bullshit to your death, you gotta admit that fucker was creepy.

Billy Mays? Yeah, Lets all mourn over a guy who made us waste 20 dollars + S&H for a product that never quite worked as well on the T.V.

Only person on here I sort of actually care about dying was David Carradine.
And even then he was pretty old and I sort of was waiting for it.

Now lets just worry about Chuck Norris, who would actually cause a mass suicide of people all around the world by losing their one and only amazing God that roundhouse kicks the other Gods in their Ungodly faces.

Thanks for wasting your time reading this bullshit.

Live long and go fuck yourself you trolling bastards.

I love ya